Cthulhu Fhtagn

Cthulhu fhtagn:
Unpronounceable phrase!
Cthulhu fhtagn:
Say it anyways!

It means he's dreamin'
Down in wat'ry R'lyeh.
It's the Mad Ay-rab's dread prophecy:
Cthulhu fhtagn.

Let's hear from Captain Johansen:
   I'm Captain Gustaf Johan-sennn!
Very nice.
   Takk!
he ran his ship aground on a slimy island.
He found non-Euclidean streets on every hand.
   I've a delicate mind, though I seem quite stout.
   And it hurt when my friends never came back out.
   And oh, the slime
(A nasty climb!)
   Oozing up all the time
(Oh, will he have time?)
   To escape this morass
(What did you do?)
   Sailed right through his--
Captain! Not in front of the squids!
   Oh...unnskyld.

Cthulhu fhtagn:
Unpronounceable phrase!
Cthulhu fhtagn:
Say it anyways!
It means he's dreamin'
Down in wat'ry R'lyeh.
It's the Mad Ay-rab's
dread prophecy:
Cthulhu fhtagn.

Cthulhu fhtagn.
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It means he's dreamin'
Down in wat'ry R'lyeh.
It's the Mad Ay-rab's dread prophecy:
Cthulhu fhtagn.
[Repeats]