Thastygliax

Pelmark the undead cleric (cleric) had some very shiny skin (like a lightbulb) and if you ever saw it (saw it) you would run away from him (like a lightbulb??) All the other undead (undead) used to laugh and call him names (like Saran-wrap) They never let poor Pelmark (Pelmark) join in any undead games (like Decapitate) Then one foggy, pitch black night Shulkor came to say (ho, ho, ho) "Pelmark, with your skin so bright, you will soon be flayed tonight." Then all the other undead (undead) shouted out with mirth and glee (Yippee!) "Pelmark the shiny undead, you will writhe in agony!" (like Prometheus)